what does that do? LOL
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Here you go!
Just some random image off the internet.
Make the text in Command Prompt green and make the Command Prompt window 50% transparent (super easy to do both).
Make the experience immersive.
Takes you up two directories to the main drive.
Note from 9pfs: MS-DOS and its descendants aren’t smart enough to put everything on a single filesystem.
I assume this lists all your files (or at least folders) in the current folder.
FP’s note: this shows a “tree” of folders in the current folder you have open. It is also recursive, so it can run for quite a while
Purely for dramatic effect. (sunglasses = drama)
End goal.
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Lua is a joke in itself lol
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I’d react with if 
I could.
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Now you just wanna fight
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dang, that’s some really * pro * coding.
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Why is MS-DOS the only operating system that combines cd and pwd into one command?
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It’s MS-DOS, they (MS)'re not smart enough to make cat work
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If you every want to get married, at least it’s simple!
new Judge().marry(this, new Person({gender: this.gender=="male"?"female":"male"}));
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MarriageError: A programmer cannot get married unless they are a senior developer and make atleast $100k salary.
welp…
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I need to add this error in my programming language LOL!
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What will trigger it… 
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Still need to figure that out XD
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/**
* This class exists to make marriage failures more tolerable
* for those involved. This has not been examined by psychologists,
* and any developer who instantiates this class may be overdue
* for a mental exam and/or free admission to a mental hospital.
*/
class MarriageError extends Error {
/** @type {Boolean} Defaults to true, most marriage failures are fatal */
hasDivorced=true;
/** @type {String} Most marriage failures involve a few bloodstains */
reason="One or more participants died";
constructor(reason="One or more participants died", isFatal=true) {
this.reason=reason;
this.hasDivorced = isFatal;
}
endTheDepression() {
if (this.hasDivorced) {
throw new Error("You cannot call `endTheDepression()` if you have permanently divorced and it is fatal.")
}
else {
delete this;
}
}
}
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The JS class is now accepting contributions.
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Now I need to implement the Judge and Person classes
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I will contribute one character a day!
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Use that when malloc fails for some reason.
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I still don’t understand what malloc is and why it exists and I don’t plan on learning it.
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