Tell me you're a programmer without telling me you're a programmer

Got another one

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Some random person sees your computer screen at school: “OMG! He’s hacking!”

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Start counting at zero

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You need to do this first.

let original = Runner.prototype.gameOver;
Runner.prototype.gameOver = () => {};

Then to put it back just do this.

Runner.prototype.gameOver = original;
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Lua: Am I a joke to you?

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XDDD WHAT EVEN IS I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH IT HAS MADE MY DAY BUT HMM tell me your a programmer without telling me your a programmer. Me: ohh ok 01010010101
edit: im totally not listening to fnf while editing this

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When you are counting something and get to 255, say 0 instead of 256 :slight_smile:

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That happened to me last sunday when I opened the inspect console on my friends computer to see why a website wasn’t loading

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“How do I get infinite robux?”
“F12.”

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How to impress a non-coder: https://replit.com/talk/share/Worlds-Longest-HELLO-WORLD-In-JavaScript/45490

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@OmegaOrbitals
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I just tried it and that code doesn’t work lol.

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thats what someone thought i was doing once XD

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Once, I was trying to find a vulnerability at the library’s website at their computers by DevTools, and a lot of people stared xD.

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Their website was actually pretty bad. Each line of css had !important on it.

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no people at my school are too smart

It’s actually unfortunate. they don’t know what its actually used for, they just use if for hacks in blooket (kinda like kahoot)

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thats how you scare people away from coding

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lol yeah esp because it doesnt work.

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How to look like a hacker 101:

  1. Get a hacker mask photo and open it.
  2. Go to cmd and change the textcolor to green and change the transparency to 0.5. Make sure the hacker mask photo is opened, so it appears behind cmd.
  3. Go to fullscreen
  4. Type cd .. twice.
  5. Type tree.
  6. Get on some sunglasses and amaze your friends.
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Use cat <filename> a few times as well so they think your stealing government information

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