Tell me you're a programmer without telling me you're a programmer

It’s the title

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“Hey dude where can I find the title of chapter 56”
“oh it’s in i”

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last one

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If you open up the inspect console in front of people they will think your an expert hacker and your rewriting the entire websites code

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That is good advice. Just run some simple code there and amaze your friends.

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People when you spend weeks making an accurate physics engine:

“Umm, ok?”

People when you type one line of code to hack the dino game:

“AHHHHHHHH”

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vs when you just open the console and then write node.js nothing --xkcd -i opp='nv'

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Never tried that. What is the line of code?

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No death:

Runner.prototype.gameOver = () => {}

Also there is a way to change the speed but i dont remember : P

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Wait where do u do that?

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F12 inspect console I assume.

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I just tried that. It works beautifully. Now to memorize it.

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More glorious info for how to ‘hack’ the dino game.

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you’re a programming without telling me you’re a programmer

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I will edit that lol

Edit: Fixed

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How do u stop it after (asking for a friend).

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@JayAySeaOhBee14

Runner.prototype.gameOver = original

From here.

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“Hey, can you help? Get a banana, if there’s apple, get 2”
“Ok”
5 minutes later
“I’m back”
“Wait why you got a banana and 2 apples, I thought it would be 2 bananas like the joke”
“Dude, I’m not a computer……”

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