Tell me that you’re a programmer without telling me that you’re a programmer

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Continuing the discussion from Tell me you're a programmer without telling me you're a programmer:

I don’t see why it closed and it would probably be TL4 abuse to reply on it after it’s been closed.

I wanted to add: 1+1=10 and 1+1=1.

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These jokes are original btw

A programmer had a newborn son, and he didn’t know what to name him. “Let’s name him Jason,” suggested his wife. The programer replies, “That’s a good idea! I love JSON!”

A programmer went to school, and the teacher asked him: “If you add two and three what do you get?” The programmer said “Nothing. Because you didn’t log the result.”

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