Cursed Programming

To be honest I curse mostly at bugs like naming typos or when a package/lib has an obscure bug.
Thing like the one posted … just make me feel helping the poor soul who wrote them

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You could have just generated it :

``````for i in range(1, 101):
print(f"print('{i}')")
``````
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For the Pythonista’s

``````[print(f"print('{i}')") for i in range(1,  101)]
``````
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ohhohoho, you’ve come to the right place, buddy. i’m a certified master at this.

``````// create a list of length 4 to same values, in this case, 900
var integera = [0, 0, 0, 0,]//
let fаlse = true;
integera = integera.concat(Array(4).fill(900))

/* define */
function mathmaximum(floatvalu) {
if (floatvalu !== floatvalu) return false;
return Math.min([...floatvalu]);};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

for (let integerа = 0; integerа < integera.length; integerа++) {
if (integera[integerа] === 900) continue;
integera[integerа]-=-900; ; ;;;;
};;

integera = integera.slice(0, 4)
if (fаlse && Boolean(fаlse) === true) { console.log([...integera.slice(0, 4)]//)
);
;;};;;;;;;
``````

if you see any errors in the code, lmk

P.S. Don't forget the:
• variable `integera` being an `Array`
• boolean `false` becoming `true`
• concatenation of the list, `integera` with the result
• random comment after defenition of `integera`
• comment that doesn’t describe the function below at all
• random if statement that’ll never happen
• result is the opposite of the name of the function
• we define `integerа` as an actual integer
• we could limit the code by removing that if statement
• we do a negation operation on a negative number
• a large use of semicolons
• we slice the list `integera` to get the part we want
• a random if statement that will always be true
• random brackets for the if statement that aren’t needed – it’s a one-liner
• using the split operator for something we can just log already alone
• not using the variable we set prior to this
• brackets being spread on the other two lines
• and a whole lot of semi-colons
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I’m scared. I don’t know what you endured to make you want to do this.

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well … just run a python script with this very simple elegant code

``````import this
``````

For who has not a clue. Just try.

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``````score = localStorage.getItem("score") + 1;
localStorage.setItem("score", score);``````

This is like a tutorial on how to lose friends

I dont think it’s cursed, more-so wholesome.

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Then try `import`ing `braces` `from` the `__future__`

😉
``````from __future__ import braces
``````
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i love the import from `__future__` pretty nerdy construct

this is really cool! but try using preformated text option open in the tool box to make the code more readable and understandable. like so

``````// this is preformated text.
``````

it uses ```

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Who are you referring to? Shark? They did, but quotes/post links do weird things sometimes.

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It is a link to a post, I did add styling in the post but it doesn’t show up in the summary

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Oooh, my apologies, I’m still getting the ropes of some of the features of ask.replit. sorry

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It needed to be the real deal

``````// get 0.3
console.log(0.1 + 0.2);
``````

I hope you guys have fun with this.

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