Say you write this Python code now:
doubler = lambda x: x * 2
12 months later, it will turn to this:
doubler = sheepda x: x * 2
2 years after that:
doubler = musk_oxda x: x * 2
3+ years:
doubler = cowda x: x * 2
Noobs Using Java
import Minecraft
LOL, imagine if someone actually creates a âMinecraftâ moduleâŚ
That one kid who thinks heâs making the worldâs first one-line Python calculator:
print(eval(input()))
Everyone else:
When you accidentally delete all your C++ code:
âC makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg offâ - Bjarne Stroustrup, 1986
or should I say âblows your whole head upâ?
Noobs using HTML
<DOCTYPE swordbattle.io>
Well, they canât help it. People have dreams of recreating their favorite games, but then they realize how much rediculous time and effort they have to put in to get a fraction of the outcome.
Python
Input:
print("A piece of paper")
Output:
A piece of paper
English
Input:
print("A piece of paper")
Output:
Dang, thatâs an actual package posted on PyPI
check this out:
How about this one?
while True: equ = input(">>> "); print(eval(equ)) if __import__("firepup650").isMath(equ) else print("Not a math equation!")
My English teacher:
print("A piece of paper")
write("2000 line essay")