Coding Memes For The Public

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Say you write this Python code now:

doubler = lambda x: x * 2

12 months later, it will turn to this:

doubler = sheepda x: x * 2
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2 years after that:

doubler = musk_oxda x: x * 2
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3+ years:
doubler = cowda x: x * 2

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Noobs Using Java

import Minecraft
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LOL, imagine if someone actually creates a “Minecraft” module…

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That one kid who thinks he’s making the world’s first one-line Python calculator:

print(eval(input()))

Everyone else:

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When you accidentally delete all your C++ code:
IMG_1893

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“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off” - Bjarne Stroustrup, 1986

or should I say “blows your whole head up”?

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Noobs using HTML

<DOCTYPE swordbattle.io>
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Well, they can’t help it. People have dreams of recreating their favorite games, but then they realize how much rediculous time and effort they have to put in to get a fraction of the outcome.

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Python

Input:

print("A piece of paper")

Output:

A piece of paper

English

Input:

print("A piece of paper")

Output:

IMG_1896

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Dang, that’s an actual package posted on PyPI :laughing:

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check this out:

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How about this one?

while True: equ = input(">>> "); print(eval(equ)) if __import__("firepup650").isMath(equ) else print("Not a math equation!")
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Sine I can’t edit this because of slow mode, here’s a Repl Version of the calculator.

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My English teacher:

print("A piece of paper")
write("2000 line essay")
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animal-dont-worry-s-super-intuitive-user-will-know-use-user

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